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Author Topic: Out-of-context thread Confutus Member Member # 927 posted                    Pi r squared? No. Pie are round. Posts: 401 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    Has anyone ever finished the New York Times crossword? Posts: 12888 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Jen Member Member # 926 posted                    You can use bitter apple on items she is drawn to that you don't want her to chew on. Redirection is better as it gives her the right of it. Posts: 4334 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  cana243 Member Member # 1850 posted                    How about this one. You guys are strange. Oh wait, that made sense! I retract my post (but not really.) Posts: 666 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  V. Member Member # 1727 posted                    "Dragon, dragon, I thought I saw a dragon!" V. Posts: 4118 | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Mattai Member Member # 1238 posted                    I'm I the only one who hasn't seen HSM3? Posts: 2308 | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged |  palmetto_gal Member Member # 2268 posted                    Note to self: When you get out of your car at work and the lady in the shuttle golf cart asks if you want a ride, don't say no and feel you are choosing the healthy route. You will have to walk the same path where she just drove and you will breathe the diesel fumes as you walk. Posts: 2602 | Registered: Aug 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Wizard of ID Member Member # 1831 posted                    Why is France so far away? Posts: 1385 | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    When I de-vein shrimp, sometimes I really wonder what they had been eating. Posts: 3867 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Wizard of ID Member Member # 1831 posted                    Are you sure you want to know? Posts: 1385 | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged |  afrieds Member Member # 902 posted                    Well, of course I bought the apples, I mean at 50 cents a pound who could pass them up? Posts: 894 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  afrieds Member Member # 902 posted                    Look, I don't want to argue with you, but generally cats do have fur. Posts: 894 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  afrieds Member Member # 902 posted                    Why did you have to bring up Nazis?!?!?! THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND PAGE!!!! Posts: 894 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  PollyAnna Member Member # 1881 posted                    Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet? Posts: 6447 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Wizard of ID Member Member # 1831 posted                    I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!! Not really. Posts: 1385 | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged |  beefche Member Member # 2301 posted                    "Smatchkad" is a great Bulgarian/English mixture of a word--means broken, crumbled, damaged. Posts: 3150 | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    I don't care who liked that dress; you are NOT leaving the house in it! Posts: 3867 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  EDGJanitor Administrator Member # 1615 posted                    But Tuesdays are always like that. Posts: 7978 | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  beefche Member Member # 2301 posted                    It's never too early for chocolate. Posts: 3150 | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    Did you see that non sequitur that just flew by? Yeah, the one being followed by a giraffe on a bicycle. Posts: 12888 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  PollyAnna Member Member # 1881 posted                    I am not trying to be judgmental, but doesn't it seem the slightest bit strange to YOU that you have been dating your ex-husband for 4 years now? Posts: 6447 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Vader Member Member # 10551 posted                    I got ionized, but I'm all right now. Posts: 831 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  trooperswife Member Member # 670 posted                    Exactly! That's why I'm dressing as Glinda the Good Witch. Posts: 4315 | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged |  hansemann Member Member # 974 posted                    "What's with you, Beethoven? Are you deaf?" Posts: 3371 | Registered: Aug 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Jen Member Member # 926 posted                    I disagree. Generally they'll ask first, but if not, a gentle reminder is all they need. Posts: 4334 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Vader Member Member # 10551 posted                    "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." Posts: 831 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  rayb Member Member # 122 posted                    Slotted spoons don't hold much soup! Posts: 13083 | Registered: Oct 98  |  IP: Logged |  Sparky Member Member # 176 posted                    Did you hear about the one that got away? Posts: 2718 | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged |  DaKnife Member Member # 1220 posted                    And so then I said, "I'm your huckleberry" before stabbing him in the back with my over-ripe bannana. Posts: 2912 | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged |  DaKnife Member Member # 1220 posted                    Posts: 2912 | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged |  jaysedai6 Member Member # 856 posted                    I knew I was in Iowa when I saw bait machines next to the pop machines. Posts: 428 | Registered: May 2004  |  IP: Logged |  EDGJanitor Administrator Member # 1615 posted                    Right, but that still doesn't explain why there are two kinds of jelly spread all over the cat. Posts: 7978 | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  trooperswife Member Member # 670 posted                    But at least now we know that 400 pieces of candy was almost enough. So, that's helpful for future reference. Posts: 4315 | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    All the usual places had run out of my favorite flavor, hut I finally found it at Home Depot. Posts: 12888 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Confutus Member Member # 927 posted                    Flay, flee, fly, flow, flu. Posts: 401 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Tendril14 Member Member # 709 posted                    A fly and a flea flew up through the flue. Said the fly to the flea: "What shall we do?" "Let us fly" said the flea. "Let us flee" said the fly. So they fluttered and they flew through a flaw in the flue. oops... stream of consciousness... back to your regularly scheduled program: the out of context thread... Posts: 2069 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged |  PollyAnna Member Member # 1881 posted                    Three times is not always "the charmed". Some mistakes are bad EVERY time. Posts: 6447 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Vader Member Member # 10551 posted                    And a partridge in a pear tree. Posts: 831 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  BatmanBeatles Member Member # 10548 posted                   Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. Posts: 309 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  V. Member Member # 1727 posted                    V. Posts: 4118 | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged |

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