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Author Topic: Out-of-context thread rayb Member Member # 122 posted                    Just keep the commandments. --Ray Posts: 13035 | Registered: Oct 98  |  IP: Logged |  Jacaré Member Member # 178 posted                    Won't someone please think of the children!!?? Posts: 5983 | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged |  Confutus Member Member # 927 posted                    and then along came Jones, tall thin Jones, Slow walking Jones, Slow talking Jones, Along came long, lean, lanky Jones. Posts: 401 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged |  V. Member Member # 1727 posted                    Ray, your last post might not qualify here? However, I'm too lazy to research it and laughing too hard to see straight! V. Posts: 4114 | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    Anyone else here ever heard any of Shel Silverstein's adult stuff? Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Shane Member Member # 2160 posted                    Captain Kirk always finds a way to win. Posts: 3194 | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Pink Floyd Member Member # 275 posted                    William Shatner attacks Utah Posts: 11552 | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged |  trooperswife Member Member # 670 posted                    So I just said, "Stop running around the island. All of you. And for the love of Pete, put some clothes on." Posts: 4285 | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    The first week after the Daylight Saving Time adjustment is a real drag. Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    Falling back is easier than springing forward. However, a person that faints falls naturally in a more forward direction. Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  nitasmile Member Member # 1302 posted                    outcome to this tale we've surely mentionned somewhere here: I'm sure we mentionned this sad story somewhere, but can't find it. Posts: 8579 | Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged |  beefche Member Member # 2301 posted                    Am I the only one that eats my Skittles according to color? Green, then yellow, then orange, then purple, then RED! Posts: 3148 | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    Did you know there are 22 M&M colors? Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Wizard of ID Member Member # 1831 posted                    My old Mexican roomate at BYU, Alfredo, who confidently predicted America would have an Hispanic president before a Black one, was wrong. Posts: 1385 | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    If Florida is the Sunshine State, why does Colorado get more of it? Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    Who took my grilled cheese & Spam sandwich? Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  rayb Member Member # 122 posted                    incoherent Posts: 13035 | Registered: Oct 98  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    As a matter of fact, I AM All That and a Bag of Chips. Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  jlm Member Member # 1843 posted                    Try as I might, I just can't seem to care. Posts: 1324 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    My dad was a big fan of Queen Elizabeth II. Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    For a long time I thought it would be cool to make a transatlantic crossing on the QE2. But, now the ship is retired, to become a stationary floating hotel. Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Vader Member Member # 10551 posted                    Because that's where the money is. Posts: 831 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    My ankle is sore. It can't be from kicking or stomping anyone, because it's the left ankle & I'm right-hoofed. Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Shane Member Member # 2160 posted                    I think his name was Snickers. Posts: 3194 | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    Sneakers is one one my favorite movies. A blind guy driving a panel truck, doesn't get any better than that. [ November 12, 2008, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: FlyByNight ] Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  maryozion Member Member # 2035 posted                    I like fish tacos Posts: 578 | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    Oh, I found my grilled cheese & Spam sandwich, it was under the sofa cushion with the pencil sharpener. My memory is failing as I get older. Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Shane Member Member # 2160 posted                    I'm currently in second place, but this week is looking good for me to take over first. I've got Kobe and Boozer on my team, and I picked up those two guys from Spain---Fernandez and Marc Gasol. It looks like I'm in a league that will actually talk a bit too--you know, run some smack. Last year's league was booorrrrriiinnngggg--nobody talked trash at all. Posts: 3194 | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    To quote Meg Ryan: "Why is this necessary in life?" Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Jacaré Member Member # 178 posted                    PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Even you couldn't say no to that. Posts: 5983 | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged |  DaKnife Member Member # 1220 posted                    Why would you put Mashed potatoes in a stew? That would be like riding a two seater bicycle the wrong direction on an interstate. Posts: 2912 | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged |  jlm Member Member # 1843 posted                    Everything is catching on fire!! Posts: 1324 | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    Thanksgiving is two weeks from now. I'd better start shopping for the egg dye, sunscreen, marshmallows, graham crackers, confetti, & mosquito repellent that we need for our celebration. Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    Beware the dangers of gossip. Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Shane Member Member # 2160 posted                    That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh . Posts: 3194 | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    Time to do the Dew, mama wants a Christmas Tree this year. Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    I want to cut & file my toenails but I can't find the clippers. Does anyone have a piece of sandpaper I can borrow? Posts: 12834 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Vader Member Member # 10551 posted                    I have a raspy voice. Posts: 831 | Registered: Aug 2008  |  IP: Logged |  FlyByNight Member Member # 1073 posted                    A good carpenter keeps their tools sharp. Posts: 10866 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  CrowGirl Member Member # 401 posted                    Anybody participating in NaNoWriMo? Posts: 3862 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged |

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