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Author Topic: Formal 2000 Posts Reception for Cat Herder catherder Member Member # 1801 posted                    My Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen... With this post, I herewith crown myself the newest sitter upon the thrown of 2000 posts. Please, feel free to join in the formal reception here, sign the guest book, leave me offerings of gold, silver, fine china, cash, and marketable securities. In token for your gratitude, I magnanamously grant that you each may partake of several dainty pastries and cookies (no more than 5 total, and no more than one of a kind) each, 2.35 plastic cups of punch, 3 frozen mini creme puffs, and 2 mini cream cheese and deli meat sandwiches apiece. {waving sceptor above adoring crowd} Please, eat, dance, make merry! {claps hands } Let there be music! Posts: 2402 | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged |  TheOne Member Member # 431 posted                    *tackles Roper and makes off with the platter* It is lunch time, after all, and I'm hungry. This event calls for a riot...no? Posts: 5610 | Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged |  JennaDean Member Member # 1722 posted                    Congrats, Catherder. Welcome to the club. I'm sure you'll pass me pretty soon. Anyone want to trade me their cream puffs for my cookies? Or my sandwiches? Or my ... juice? Basically does anyone want to just donate their cream puffs to a worthy cause? (Or ... an unworthy one?) Posts: 5841 | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged |  fear of shiz Member Member # 2046 posted                    Who's catering this shin-dig? Did you hire the Fortress Kitchen Wench? No wonder you're having to be so stingy--I know what she charges. Posts: 2801 | Registered: Mar 2006  |  IP: Logged |  arbilad Member Member # 635 posted                    Hi! I brought a platter with a few thousand egg salad sandwiches. Dig in! Posts: 1677 | Registered: Nov 2002  |  IP: Logged |  Nola Member Member # 502 posted                    Where are the promised goodies??... What kind of party is this??? Roper66 has bruises all over & The One has a weird glint in his/her (?)eye... I'm scairt Nola Posts: 347 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged |  ketchupqueen Member Member # 959 posted                    *flushes the throne* Posts: 8155 | Registered: Aug 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Euphrasie Member Member # 1067 posted                    Technically it's a 'thrown.' I'm not sure that kind flushes. But I bet we could catapult it. I better get all those platters back after. Dings mean damage costs. Posts: 5737 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Silent Ninja Member Member # 2137 posted                   Posts: 72 | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    I brought a few friends along to congratulate you, Cat Herder! Posts: 12898 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Nicole Member Member # 1085 posted                    I thought you'd be bringing a herd of cureloms! Posts: 1129 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Magson Member Member # 321 posted                    2000 posts in less than a year? I feel like such a piker now Posts: 1331 | Registered: Mar 2001  |  IP: Logged |  Rosaline Member Member # 2015 posted                   Posts: 1370 | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Curelom Member Member # 1439 posted                    "I thought you'd be bringing a herd of cureloms!" Do you have any idea how tough it is to herd cureloms? I'm working on it, but as you're probably aware, they went feral after the Jaredites were gone, & they haven't been domesticated for centuries. [ July 04, 2006, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Curelom ] Posts: 12898 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Nicole Member Member # 1085 posted                    Ooh, good point. And me without my curelom prod. Posts: 1129 | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |

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