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Jen
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got any aardvark traps lying around?
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everdaygrace
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or a stun gun
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Michaela
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Aardvark has fled from Nauvoodle Translations. He's heading north to Minnesota.

I'm being held hostage for ransom. Sixty pounds of imported termites. Somebody pay him. Maybe he'll move to Swaziland.
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Euphrasie
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I suppose we can take up a collection. I have, maybe, 4 1/2 pounds of termites.

*chucking termites in a baggie to pass around*

There. Just 'cause I love ya Michaela. [Kiss]
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Michaela
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Not to worry. xxxxx has sent him packing. He hauled his baggage off the stairs and headed out to Termite U. in an old VW van this morning. He hopes to enroll for summer semester and eventually get his B.A. in Appropriate Humor.

[ June 07, 2005, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: Michaela ]
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Jen
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quote:
He hopes to enroll for summer semester and eventually get his B.A. in Appropriate Humor.
[ROFL] Too funny, Michaela. And gracefully handled, I must say.

I apologize, I started this post in a fit of snarkiness last night.

[ May 27, 2005, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Jen ]
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TapeGuy
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The only people I ever hear say the word 'snarky' are Canadians.

Are you guys really Canadian termites come to take us all away????!!!!!????
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Jen
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shhhhhhhhhh. . . it's a secret.
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